As we near election day, I decided that instead of giving my own thoughts, I would turn to some bright minds to share much of what I feel.
Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress.
But I repeat myself. --Mark Twain
The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. --Mark Twain
If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it
costs when it's free. --P.J. O'Rourke
We contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like
a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.
In general, the art of government consists in taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. --Voltaire
What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.
Alaska? "Small"? Man, your V.P.'s state is so small, it's a question! Dela...where? Oh right, next to Pennsyl-who now? - Bucky the Cat